Griffin Speaks
THE CHEATING HUSBAND
Kobe Bryant is among thousands of husbands that cheat on their spouse.
Unfortunately for Kobe he did not marry a woman from Lowndes County Alabama.
My wife, Debra is a native of Lowndes County so I feel comfortable sharing
with my readers a few facts about these women. It is a known fact that
men married to these beautiful headstrong women rarely cheat on them.
As I sat in my recliner and watched the details unfold on CNN about the Kobe Bryant saga I could only imagine what it would have been like if his wife had been a Lowndes County native. First of all at the press conference she would have been beating him beside the head with her high heel shoe. "I know you didn't embarrass me like this!" "What? You not happy at home?" "You can take that four million dollar ring, two hundred fifty thousand dollar shopping spree and shove it!" "I know you didn't embarrass me like this!" (SLAP, SLAP, SLAP beside the head!)
Kobe Bryant admitted before the world that he had sex with a white 19-year-old Eagle, Colorado hotel employee who accused him of rape. When Debra heard that admission she immediately said, "Another brother bites the dust!" The media has reported that Kobe and his accuser had some consensual sexual contact but she refused to have intercourse with him.
Why did Kobe Bryant a successful athlete with a beautiful wife at home risk everything over an adulterous affair? Did Kobe not understand the seventh commandment, which says, "Thou shall not commit adultery"? How common is adultery?
There have been many surveys conducted. Many report that adultery is on the rise. Why are these men cheating? Why do men married to Lowndes County women rarely cheat on them?
A Lowndes County woman realizes that adultery can be prevented if she satisfies the five needs of her husband. The first is sexual fulfillment. The second is enjoying the things that he enjoys doing recreationally. The third is refusing to walk around the house looking like Moms Mabley. You have to stay attractive because men are visual. The fourth is keeping the house clean and peaceful. When the husband arrives at home the children should be well behaved and the food on the table. The fifth is to adore the ground that he walks on. The sixth is if he cheats on you he needs to know that you will kill him and that cheating woman. If the wife fails to satisfy any of these six needs she can be assured that the husband is susceptible to cheating on her.
Perhaps the best defense for Kobe will be if his attorney Pamela Mackey can find some Lowndes County connection with his wife. Mark Hubbert the Colorado prosecutor will probably drop the charges because he will know that Kobe's wife with a Lowndes County connection will punish him far better than the Colorado Justice System.
We must always be cognizant that what is done in the dark will come to light. I feel sorry for Kobe, but he should have known better. He made his bed so let him lay in it! If your present wife divorces you Kobe check out Lowndes County Alabama. Your cheating days on earth will be over!
Greg Griffin is a freelance writer. He can be contacted at www.greggriffin.com
